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[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 3 points 8 months ago

They force you at gunpoint at work? To use Windows?????

[-] Taleya@aussie.zone 4 points 8 months ago

Yes. They stuck the barrel up my butt and threaten to pull the trigger. Gonna turn me into a big polo mint.

[-] Magnum@infosec.pub 0 points 8 months ago* (last edited 8 months ago)

Life savers? What the fuck is a polo mint. Ay mate is it raining cats and dogs over there?

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