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[-] Eternal192@anarchist.nexus 5 points 8 months ago

Not like he/she'll get praise from anyone else, something that's preprogrammed for it or a brainwashed person could only do it but he/she'd probably shoot anything living and probably needs a new phone every few days because he/she can't hold back the urge to shoot something so phone is easier to replace...

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