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A backpacker is traveling through Ireland when it starts to rain. He decides to wait out the storm in a nearby pub. The only other person at the bar is an older man staring at his drink. After a few moments of silence the man turns to the backpacker and says in a thick Irish accent:
"You see this bar? I built this bar with my own bare hands. I cut down every tree and made the lumber myself. I toiled away through the wind and cold, but do they call me McGreggor the bar builder? No."
He continued "Do you see that stone wall out there? I built that wall with my own bare hands. I found every stone and placed them just right through the rain and the mud, but do they call me McGreggor the wall builder? No."
"Do ya see that pier out there on the lake? I built that pier with my own bare hands, driving each piling deep into ground so that it would last a lifetime. Do they call me McGreggor the pier builder? No."
"But ya fuck one goat.."
Fun fable, but not applicable to this context.
found the goat fucker
my dude, are you stupid or just a troll?
The subject spent their entire time fucking goats. No building of bars, no building of walls, no building of piers, just fucking goats. So much goat fucking that most people didn't believe!
So no, it wasn't "you fuck one goat".
Donald Trump is a repeated pedophile, and committed treason against the united states on January 6th, and continues to avoid consequences for his actions. Him and all his supporters deserve to rot in prison for the rest of their miserable lives.
Defending goat fucking isn't a good look.
I'm not defending you
Great things done or not done... Fuck all, it's not relevant to this investigation and thus deflecting.