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submitted 6 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago) by pokexpert30@jlai.lu to c/selfhosted@lemmy.world

Hi

Disclaimer/TW : Vibe-coded project. You can hate me and insult me over that and i will understand it. But please bear with me for a minute

I wanted to share this abomination.

Basically i have been making helmfiles to deploy stoatchat and lasuitenumérique (which i previously shared : https://jlai.lu/post/32413174 )

But people kept asking me "but where docker-compose, k8s too complicated".
Instead of being the bigger person and maintain manually a separate compose.yml , i decided to overdo it myself and make an absolute ICBM of a script to kill a fly.

I checked, no one was stupid enough to go that far with such a project. Maybe it could ACTUALLY be useful for someone. So have fun with it.

Update : now called https://dekube.io/ . Take kubernetes stacks, make compose. Hell.

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[-] notabot@piefed.social 6 points 6 months ago

If you're using this script to convert something that isn't self-contained, you are further into the abyss than I ever ventured, and I am certain it will end terribly.

Hmm, does this handle CRDs and operators? My setup depends quite heavily on them you see. My application manifests use services and operators defined in my core manifests. Everything works together like a finely oiled machine rotating through a few too many dimensions. I do not remember why it works. The abyss calls to me, whispering of self configuring services. The undying light calls to me, with promises of simpler systems and less madness. I hesitate, and turn towards the abyss...

Yog Sa'rath, stay away from me.

After witness this creation, even Yog Sa`rath is eyeing you wearily and giving you a wide berth, recognising one of their own, who has risen above the rest.

[-] pokexpert30@jlai.lu 1 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

You may want to take a look at such dreaded subjects, there's docs/future

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