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[–] Sir_ListerOfSmeg@aussie.zone 21 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Mattress salespeople are absolutely insane.

Kept feeling like I was a hot chip surrounded by seagulls.

I'm amazed we made it out of Nunawading alive

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you make out alive with a mattress, or was mission unsuccessful?

[–] Sir_ListerOfSmeg@aussie.zone 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

We're really just dipping our toes in the water to see what we like.

If they'd been a bit more chill we would have stuck around and bought something.

But each area felt too staked out. We had 6 different salespeople try to get us at Snooze.

Massive turnoff. Just wanted to get out.

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ick. That's a large part of why I ended up with a mattress-in-a-box instead, I really didn't want to deal with all that. And I've been pretty happy with it - plus they are sending me a new mattress topper which the Koala matresess all come with now (but didn't when I bought mine) so it might even get better when that arrives!

[–] Sir_ListerOfSmeg@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've tried floating the idea to Mr Smeg before but he's very insistent on try before buy.

So I feel there will be more pushy salespeople to deal with in my immediate future.

Might try the FTG store next time

[–] RustyRaven@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I liked that you could try out the mattresses and return them if you didn't like them for a full refund - most allowed around three months. Just lying on them in store isn't the same as actually sleeping on them for a full night. I figured worst case scenario I didn't like any of them and just bought myself some time to make a final decision. But I was happy with the first one.

[–] Sir_ListerOfSmeg@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

I love the concept but Mr Smeg is a NO person by default.

For the same reason I wasn't able to convince him on certain couches only available online that were the perfect fit for our tiny loungeroom.

If it's not in a physical store it doesn't exist to him.

[–] CEOofmyhouse56@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

You should have laid down on the mattress and when they ask "Can I help you with anything?" you reply "A cup of tea would be great thanks".

[–] Sir_ListerOfSmeg@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Or asked for some lube if I really wanted to make them uncomfortable

[–] Goddess_Amaterasu@aussie.zone 4 points 1 year ago

And some bikkies

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I blacklisted a store, the mattress sales people were so weird and pushy.

[–] Sir_ListerOfSmeg@aussie.zone 5 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Snooze Nunawading may be blacklisted after this

[–] dumblederp@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago

Oasis Sleep near Savemore supermarkets was the place.