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[-] Dry_Monk@lemmy.world 24 points 6 months ago

My favorite is:

"So take off your pants. Right here, right now."

Gets the point across quickly and viscerally.

[-] Kolanaki@pawb.social 8 points 6 months ago

What do you do if they drop trou?

[-] Inkstainthebat@pawb.social 5 points 6 months ago

Inspect, very carefully, and point out every detail of course

[-] No1@aussie.zone 5 points 6 months ago

Take a photo, and use that for face ID.

Or call the cops.

[-] TheBenCommandments@infosec.pub 6 points 6 months ago

This is good but I prefer demanding they unlock their phone and hand it to me.

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net -2 points 6 months ago* (last edited 6 months ago)

Jokes on you, not wearing any (and how would you know on the other side of a cable) ;)

I get your point but I think there are higher levels here than just a nudity taboo.

[-] A_norny_mousse@piefed.zip 12 points 6 months ago

The point is to counter the dumb "I have nothing to hide" statement. It simply isn't true. If that evolves into a deeper convo, good.

[-] Dry_Monk@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago

This exactly. It's meant to open up the conversation.

[-] MalReynolds@slrpnk.net -2 points 6 months ago

Fair cop, not my style, but you do you.

this post was submitted on 22 Feb 2026
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