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Linux filesystem developers MUST have a pair programming session at least once a week to stave off psychosis.

Frequency of sessions MUST be increased as symptoms show or worsen.

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[-] mech@feddit.org 25 points 7 months ago

"Your license key has expired.
Please contact your sales representative to re-activate your son."

this post was submitted on 25 Feb 2026

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