Not The Onion

12022 readers

824 users here now

Welcome

We're not The Onion! Not affiliated with them in any way! Not operated by them in any way! All the news here is real!

The Rules

Posts must be:

Links to news stories from...
...credible sources, with...
...their original headlines, that...
...would make people who see the headline think, “That has got to be a story from The Onion, America’s Finest News Source.”

Comments must abide by the server rules for Lemmy.world and generally abstain from trollish, bigoted, or otherwise disruptive behavior that makes this community less fun for everyone.

And that’s basically it!

founded 1 year ago

MODERATORS

kescusay@lemmy.world

101

NSA Orders Employees to Spy on the World “With Dignity and Respect” (theintercept.com)

submitted 1 year ago by keenkoon@lemm.ee to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

2 comments fedilink hide all child comments

you are viewing a single comment's thread
view the rest of the comments

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Quoth the military: "yeah, we've been trying to systematically kill thousands to millions of people a year and suck the national budget dry with no accountability in more polite and friendly ways too. Btw, got a spare trillion for a predator drone project?"

[–] Bitrot@lemmy.sdf.org 1 points 1 year ago

Sorry we destroyed your country’s power grid, water purification and distribution system, food supply chain, and sanitation; sorry for disappearing your dad and gunning down the neighbor’s birthday party; sorry for appointing a useless occupation government protected by a ruthless occupation security force. But how you gonna go and be an insurgent man, fighting us just isn’t cool.