What if I were in control of a switch at a trolley track with a trolley barrelling down and if I were to eat a cheeseburger that is sitting next to me, the trolley would stop and if not it would start multi-track drifting over one cow and five chicken that are currently tied on the tracks and then run into an ammunition depot located in the Urgent Care section of an actively used children's hospital, killing all patients?

That happens regularly to me for some reason.