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[-] Steve@communick.news 33 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

I refuse to use any of these.
Instead I like to come up with my own new ones.

Like when someone comes back in right away after forgetting something.
I'm like: "Finally! Do you know how worried I've been?"

[-] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 13 points 5 months ago

[-] mech@feddit.org 6 points 5 months ago

My go to is "see you on Monday"

They walk back in

"Good morning, how was the weekend?"

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