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[-] fibojoly@sh.itjust.works 6 points 5 months ago

Eight-ish? Dad of two nearing fifty so I guess I'm on par for the course.

One is discovered thanks to US memes is the dad uniform including New Balance. I bought some NB when I was in China and I have to say they really are comfy.

The one about awkward loads is hilarious to me. Because it really is true though. You can lift a shit ton more if you've a good grip! I can hardly lift a washing machine, but I can carry one on my back without issue.

[-] UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

Been a die hard for New Balance since college. It's just a good shoe, dad-ness not withstanding

[-] chiliedogg@lemmy.world 3 points 5 months ago

You're about to have 48 more kids?

[-] MaXsteri@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago

No, there's two kids who are both about to turn 50. Dad is of unknown age.

[-] phlegmy@sh.itjust.works 1 points 5 months ago

Well he'd have to be at least 50

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