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[-] Kirp123@lemmy.world 310 points 4 months ago

So he is building his own Fuhrer bunker.

[-] raman_klogius@ani.social 211 points 4 months ago

Ah, so the headline is worded wrong.

He's not seething, he's führerious!

[-] Neverbeaten@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

The Daft and the Füherious

[-] TribblesBestFriend@startrek.website 74 points 4 months ago

And we all know what he did last in his bunker

[-] fonix232@fedia.io 28 points 4 months ago

Made his best artwork ever!

I mean just consider the dedication needed to make a pièce de résistance right as the Red Army is almost at the doors, using nothing but the raw concrete walls of the Führerbunker as canvas, his trusty Walther PPK as brush, and his own grey matter as paint... I'd dare say it's the most consequential piece of art of the 20th and maybe even the 21st century. It's a shame it was destroyed.

[-] knotRyder@lemmy.ca 2 points 4 months ago

Enter the access tunnel that went to a submarine that he used to get to Argentina where he died of old age /s

[-] homes@piefed.world 22 points 4 months ago
[-] Klear@quokk.au 14 points 4 months ago

I was hoping he'd skip this part and go to the final one directly, but it is a step in the right direction.

[-] redsand@infosec.pub 14 points 4 months ago

Stargate data center. Oracle hardware running Grok to spy on everyone. The White house already has an underground bunker of that sort.

[-] daannii@lemmy.world 14 points 4 months ago

Let's just go ahead and give him that gun with two bullets.

[-] 100_kg_90_de_belin@feddit.it 3 points 4 months ago

Let's pour concrete down the vents and put a boulder in front of the door.

[-] ZILtoid1991@lemmy.world 12 points 4 months ago

It's more like a Führer rape dungeon, knowing the Epstein files.

[-] ruuster13@lemmy.zip 5 points 4 months ago

He really wants the chance to do the funniest thing ever.

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