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[–] remotelove@lemmy.ca 82 points 4 months ago (3 children)
[–] PattyMcB@lemmy.world 23 points 4 months ago

Can never be sure these days, lol

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 months ago (2 children)

They're now calling themselves the heart of the internet?

[–] Test_Tickles@lemmy.world 8 points 4 months ago (1 children)

The dark corrupted Nazi heart.

[–] can@sh.itjust.works 4 points 4 months ago
[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

If the heart had heart disease and a seriously bad problem with parasites.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

If I ordered a contractor for a job and they showed up with that piece of shit in my driveway, I'd demand my money back even if I never paid them anything yet.