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[-] modus@lemmy.world 5 points 5 months ago

In Amerikkka, they'll bill your family for cleaning you off the floor.

[-] BygoneNeutrino@lemmy.world 1 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

...if someone decided to jump off my second floor balcony, I would probably send somebody the bill. You're not allowed to clean it up with a shovel and a pitch fork; you have to hire an expensive biohazard team.

[-] Delphia@lemmy.world 4 points 5 months ago

"I'M GONNA JUMP!!!"

"Go for distance! Make sure you land on public property!"

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