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RFK Jr.: ‘I Am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer’
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this post was submitted on 16 Apr 2026
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Sounds a bit like the start of an aggressive statement. Instead of “I came here to kick some ass and chew some gum, and I’m all out of gum.”
“I am 6 Animal Penises Away From Curing Cancer and BOY AM I HUNGRY FOR ANIMAL PENIS” - RFK Jr