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[-] zerofk@lemmy.zip 20 points 6 months ago

Joke’s on them. I send them goatse and other late 90s early 00s sites and scar them for life, just like I’ve been.

[-] Jesus_666@lemmy.world 16 points 6 months ago

Go with the times. Make a version where they fall into The Receiver's gaping colon for 10,000 years. Make Hampster Dance start playing after 5,000 years just to fuck with them.

[-] ptu@sopuli.xyz 18 points 6 months ago

Duration has really inflated. Back then we used to have only 10 hours of things.

[-] bitjunkie@lemmy.world 4 points 6 months ago
[-] HeHoXa@lemmy.zip 2 points 6 months ago

Locks the subject in a comatose state forced to watch an endlessly looping music video where Rick Astley makes increasingly more menacing eye contact with them as he says, "Never gonna give you up!"

[-] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 6 months ago

Can we hear Bloodywood cover that?

[-] Dyskolos@lemmy.zip 3 points 6 months ago

If that scarred you for life, you had a wonderfully harmless life 😉

this post was submitted on 29 Apr 2026
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