I was surprised by my current job. When I walked in the first thing they did was give me a badge to open doors. The second thing they did was take me to "orientation," which mostly consisted of them handing me a laptop and giving me the password for my already configured administrative user.
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I was surprised by my current job. When I walked in the first thing they did was give me a badge to open doors. The second thing they did was take me to "orientation," which mostly consisted of them handing me a laptop and giving me the password for my already configured administrative user.