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[–] Blahaj_Blast@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I am. The ones here come with shittiest tiny "wtf is this even supposed to be?" toys.

Also, "it's just ma' bo^oow"

[–] princessnorah@lemmy.blahaj.zone 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

I’d mail you some, but if you get caught you might be fined $2500 per egg.

The US: The rest of the world has too many regulations.

The rest of the world:

Also The US: KINDER SURPRISE EGGS ARE MADE TO MURDER CHILDREN!!!