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[-] TeddE@lemmy.world 32 points 5 months ago* (last edited 5 months ago)

Walled-Garden-stalling?

"A googol steps to add an app"

Authoritarian-stall

Package Micromanager

Daddy Google's allowances

Controlware / Slaveware / Theirware

[-] MousePotatoDoesStuff@piefed.social 1 points 4 months ago

Controlware is good.

this post was submitted on 03 May 2026

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