My job was like: "Nobody here really knows what your job entails, the last guy who did it quit to live in a a van in southeast Asia a month ago, and nobody has time to help you figure it out, but you're already six weeks behind. Best of luck."
By the end of two years I was able to write my job description.
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My job was like: "Nobody here really knows what your job entails, the last guy who did it quit to live in a a van in southeast Asia a month ago, and nobody has time to help you figure it out, but you're already six weeks behind. Best of luck."
By the end of two years I was able to write my job description.
Or at least what you ended up doing.