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[-] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 5 points 4 months ago

I'm confused by this. Do you smoke the weed, then snort the blow, then shag, then eat, then slam the shots? Or do you shag first and then eat and then do the drugs? So many possibilities.

[-] Bluegrass_Addict@lemmy.ca 22 points 4 months ago

whatever you want really. that's the fun of shark coochie boards

[-] grue@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

I was going to correct you, then realized you were the one who got the name right.

[-] makeshiftreaper@lemmy.world 4 points 4 months ago

Personally I'd go weed, candy, fuck, shots, rest of the food, blow for maximum enjoyment

[-] PrimeMinisterKeyes@leminal.space 1 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Nose candy before sex, smoke the weed at the very end for coming down.
EDIT: Come to think of it, you might want to save at least some of the food for after the weed.

[-] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 1 points 4 months ago

Start with the salami, go in a counter-clockwise spiral ending w/ the condoms.

[-] RampantParanoia2365@lemmy.world 1 points 4 months ago

It seems you figured it out at the end, there.

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