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[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 18 points 2 months ago (2 children)

A fool and their money are soon parted. No doubt the worst $400 knife you can buy.

[–] Bytemeister@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago (1 children)
[–] roofuskit@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

I meant chef's knife but didn't specify. When you include mall ninja shit all bets are off.

[–] Chakravanti@monero.town 1 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I chose to be a fool and want the Mani Mani to disappear like Heath Ledger's.

Like fireworks this July would be my only base to let that comet go by in our shy of thrice around the Sun of Getting it.