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Need a AI update (lemmy.nz)

submitted 2 months ago by FoxtrotDeltaTango@sh.itjust.works to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] elbiter@lemmy.world 20 points 2 months ago (1 children)

It sends data to Google about how many onions you slice. Also about your political views and your family...

[–] nibbler@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 2 months ago (1 children)

Introducing pay-per-slice in 2026, to assure customer satisfaction!

[–] whatsgoingdom@rollenspiel.forum 7 points 2 months ago

Frequent users don't have to worry though, we'll also offer subscription based plans. Just chose the plan that suits you the most. Even the free plan might cover your needs. It includes on stab and one cut.