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I love all my statements equally. (I don't care for GOTO) (lemmy.stuart.fun)
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[โ€“] TheYear2525@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (1 children) 
bool ticket2387_ac3 = true; // TODO
if (!ticket2387_ac3) return;
[โ€“] funkless_eck@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 year ago

ticket is too exposed, what if they reverse engineer the name? just use t2387ac3 instead it saves time