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[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 38 points 4 months ago

"How many bones are in your body?"

"Would you like one more?"

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 12 points 4 months ago

The average human has 206 bones in their body. We could double that tonight 😉

[-] smuuthbrane@sh.itjust.works 11 points 4 months ago

On average, mammals have more than 1 skeleton in their body.

[-] JasonDJ@lemmy.zip 4 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

The average man has less than one penis.

The average cis woman has more than one vagina.

[-] swab148@lemmy.dbzer0.com 1 points 4 months ago

(⁠ ͡⁠°⁠ ͜⁠ʖ⁠ ͡⁠°⁠)

[-] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago* (last edited 4 months ago)

Why did I read that like a capital one commercial?
"How many bones are in your body?" and then some viking yells "wanna bet?" before a bowl of petunias hits him on the head then a whale lands on him at terminal (in every sense of the word) velocity. The splat can be heard all around flat earth

[-] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Legit had people in uni who thought human males have a penis bone

[-] FistingEnthusiast@lemmy.world 3 points 4 months ago

During a dissection of a rat at university, we had to dissect out the urinary papilla

The instructions were: "in the female rat, this can be found in the clitoral region"

A young lady beside me looked at me, completely lost, and said "where's that?"

My heart broke for her

Lots of women thought humans have a baculum, because of the term "boner", but I've found that more common in the US rather than my home of NZ

[-] itsjustachairmary@lemmy.world 2 points 4 months ago

Oh, yeah, that's kinda sad

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