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[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 62 points 3 months ago

That last line is incredible.

[-] Remember_the_tooth@lemmy.world 103 points 3 months ago

Thanks! It's all just adapted from the original:

Cassandra woke up to the rays of the sun streaming through the slats on her blinds, cascading over her naked chest. She stretched, her breasts lifting with her arms as she greeted the sun. She rolled out of bed and put on a shirt, her nipples prominently showing through the thin fabric. She breasted boobily to the stairs, and titted downwards.

[-] The_Picard_Maneuver@lemmy.world 31 points 3 months ago

Haha, I thought it sounded a little familiar.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 14 points 3 months ago

Doing something buttingly sounds more amusing than doing it boobily.

[-] anomnom@sh.itjust.works 6 points 3 months ago

Fits with the werewolf joke. But when our dog does it we call it bum scooting.

[-] reksas@sopuli.xyz 4 points 3 months ago

its even funnier if you know finnish. there is a word in finnish that is about that and it means something a kin to fooling around/doing something badly (perseily)

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