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I Cannot Throw Away USB Cables, and It Is Becoming a Problem (www.mcsweeneys.net)
submitted 3 months ago by sundray@lemmus.org to c/theonion@midwest.social
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Same, honestly.

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[–] dmention7@midwest.social 3 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

Is posting this to c/theonion some kind of double satire, or are there real people who don't have a drawer full of USB cables??