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submitted 3 months ago by cm0002@infosec.pub to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 226 points 3 months ago (4 children)

Microsoft never fails to disappoint

[–] dohpaz42@lemmy.world 81 points 3 months ago (2 children)

Huh. I guess Microsoft and I have that in common.

🥁

[–] the_joeba@lemmy.world 47 points 3 months ago (1 children)

You forgot the symbol crash at the end. How disappointing.

[–] homesweethomeMrL@lemmy.world 18 points 3 months ago

Typical!

[–] a_non_monotonic_function@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

At least you and I will always have your mom.

[–] riquisimo@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 months ago

Be Skype. You literally are the first one. You literally are the only one. Covid happens. Zoom pops up from nowhere and takes everyone. You die.

Still, still, I'm like, how???

[–] SaharaMaleikuhm@feddit.org 6 points 3 months ago (1 children)

It's really so funny to watch when you don't use any of their junk

[–] Dadifer@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

It is much more enjoyable

[–] jjfolken@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 3 months ago

Failing successfully tho.