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Masturbation among birds is ‘natural’ and should not be punished, say experts
(www.theguardian.com)
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Who, pray tell, is suggesting birds be punished for it?
Cardinals
Not just suggesting, the article says that some have even castrated their birds, which I didn't know was possible