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I wish humans could get firmware upgrades (lemmy.world)
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-bug fix: anxiety has been reduced by 50% -bug fix: memory has been buffed by 50% -bug fix: removed reoccurring memories of past failures

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[–] souperk@reddthat.com 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Human babies need a buff, they're functionally useless for far too long.

Capitalism now wants to extract value from babies??

[–] Zozano@aussie.zone 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not talking about exploiting them (and even if we could the value would be infinitesimally small). From a gameplay perspective it's just boring. Everything is out of your control. Even if you get a shit start you can't reroll, you have to deal with it for literally YEARS.

Not to mention the sound they make is so aggravating that older male players want to kill them to be quiet. It's a good thing one of the beta updates made babies heads produce a chemical which dulls aggression in males and heightens protective traits in females.