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submitted 2 months ago by sanitation@lemmy.today to c/me_irl@lemmy.world

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[–] TheEntity@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago (1 children)

The tree replies: "Harder daddy!"

[–] brem@lemmy.world 9 points 2 months ago

Slaps branch a bit harder and spits on tree trunk, steps on root

Filthy tree.

Grinds heel into dirt

Oh, you like that, do you!?

Picks up maple seed and drops it. The maple seed falls like a helicopter

Tree shudders in the wind