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At this point, go ahead. Anyone idiotic enough to eat Death Caps as a "cure" for anything would be helping the gene pool.
When this is over we will just charge him and everyone supporting with the inevitable deaths.
This is actually less stupid than some of RFK Jrs ideas. Anything is a poison at a large enough dose, and a lot of poisons are medicines at small doses.
If you consumed a death cap by cutting off and eating a milligram everyday you probably wouldn't even notice side effects.
Show us , do the test for 4 years
I can barely remember to make my normal meds in the chaos of morning, ain't no way I am finding the time to take an exacto knife to a mushroom and reweigh something a half dozen times until it's about the right weight. Have you ever tried to weigh a milligram? It's a pain in the ass.
Just like with Obama and Biden, the Democrats will pardon them all, "to come together and heal as a nation"