I don't mind doing unpaid things for other human beings (if it matters, if conditions aren't terrible)... but things like interviews, driving, and paperwork I wouldn't want to do even if I were paid for them (not that it's even a thing). And really between housing, driving, and all types of insurance... I don't see much hope for a decent life.

Most things seem like scams or junk anyway (extortion if it's actually useful, reliable, or good for health), get me out of here. Physically put my brain in a Matrix if you must (not the Facebook digital-real-estate one).