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[-] Bohne93@feddit.org 56 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

The trick is to work up the ranks, you can start by hexing lesser gods, like the lower egyptian pantheon and just challenge stronger and stronger gods. But watch out for Jesus, he's a real noob filter. He WILL put you in a rear naked choke hold and if you don't know how to get out of it you better start saying your prayers.

[-] meta4@retrolemmy.com 45 points 2 months ago

Prayers to whom?? Jesus "Got you in a rear naked choke hold" Christ???

[-] ThePowerOfGeek@lemmy.world 43 points 2 months ago

"Dear Jesus, please let me out of this choke hold. I'm sorry. I fucked up."

[-] bluesheep@sh.itjust.works 7 points 2 months ago
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