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The trick is to work up the ranks, you can start by hexing lesser gods, like the lower egyptian pantheon and just challenge stronger and stronger gods. But watch out for Jesus, he's a real noob filter. He WILL put you in a rear naked choke hold and if you don't know how to get out of it you better start saying your prayers.
Prayers to whom?? Jesus "Got you in a rear naked choke hold" Christ???
"Dear Jesus, please let me out of this choke hold. I'm sorry. I fucked up."
"Say uncle"
"Ten measures of magic (keshafim) were given to the world; Egypt received nine while the rest of the world received one."
You might want to rethink the pantheon you want to go up against.
Yeah if anything you want to go beat up Shinto or Buddhism, they have a few heavy hitters but they also have an absolute ton of little guys just littering the place. Just mob farm for levels
I hate when I have to level grind ._.
He's got a wicked whip attack.
Wait is Jesus Protect Melee or Protect Mage?
Both, and also Protect Ranged.
They are part of the Evangelical Triangle after all.
Don’t gaslight me Jesus!!
The Sword Logic is eternal!