bizarroland

In Seattle, the rain is short, thin and weak, like thousands of tiny little angels spitting on you from a distance.

It's not that they don't want you there, is that they have to spit, and you happen to be in their path, and they are too far gone to cure their chewing tobacco habit.

Alabama rain falls like God taking a diuretic, and he has a massive piss-kink.

In Mexico City, the rain falls in little spurts, like a 78-year-old Jewish man whose prostate is the size of a small watermelon. It falls 14 times a day, but barely enough to get anyone wet.

In Texas, the rain is like the exhortations of a southern Baptist preacher exorting a churchful of sinners to turn from their evil ways. It only shows up three or four times a year, but when it does, it is virulent, like the disease that took my father from me.

Recently started watching old 90s and 80s shows just for the fun of it, because I'm bored with all of the new stuff that's coming out, and I fell into Knight Rider.

My review of the show so far aside, it's got straight up the most banger theme music I have heard in a TV show in a very long time.

https://youtu.be/lxhWxv_5bQ0

It got me wondering what other TV shows have really great theme songs?

Found it at a thrift store for a dollar, and it looks like it's only been played a couple of times, flawless. And honestly, I'd never heard any song on it other than "The future's so bright I gotta wear shades" but it's a pretty good album. It's pretty solid, especially for the 80s.

Several people had recommended that I watch Mythic Quest.

They thought I would like it based on the fact that I could stomach it's always sunny in Philadelphia.

I watched the first three episodes and I hate every single character.

Every single person in that show is selfish, narcissistic, stuck up, or just straight up evil. They don't listen to each other. They don't interact with each other. And the plot of every episode so far is "a group of terrible people interact with each other".

I regret having watched three episodes of Mythic Quest.