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US man who claims to have world’s smallest penis launches fundraiser for enlargement surgery
(www.theguardian.com)
this post was submitted on 26 Jun 2026
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I would give him some money if he lets me... Well you know... Suck it when it's finally 14". That's fair since you gave some my money for the cause. Right?
Never heard of putting a blowjob on layaway before. Also, great deal for him; usually it's the recipient that pays for it.
If it works for him maybe I can get mine enlarged too. LOL.
You just gave me the worst idea for a comic super hero.
He's a homeless guy who masterbates better than anyone on earth. And when he sprays you with cum from his 3 foot long penis, the power needed to blast his cum out, pressurizes it. So when it shoots out, it shoots out with enough force to knock you back.
So he's hiding in allys and shooting his jizz at people who try to attack the homeless. And his jizz knocks them back into brick walls, and his jizz is thick and sticky enough that they stay stuck to the wall, while he slinks back into the shadows of the ally.
I call him......Spooder-Man!
I think you managed to lose my mind with this comment.
Spooder-Man is a diabolical name.
Who's his arch nemesis though?
Those drugs you're on seem fun!
Spooderman already exists and has a movie :
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HYNqQxhVMbs
Firehoser.