Incident Report: CVE-2026-LGTM (nesbitt.io)

submitted 3 months ago by shape_warrior_t@programming.dev to c/programmer_humor@programming.dev

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Found this on Lobsters, thought it was an entertaining read. For more context, you might want to read the previous instalment, CVE-2024-YIKES (also linked early on in the post itself).

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[-] Lojcs@piefed.social 4 points 3 months ago* (last edited 3 months ago)

This was very entertaining until I realized it's untagged satire. Now I'm pissed

Edit: Nvm, it is tagged satire I just didn't read the low contrast text

[-] PumaStoleMyBluff@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

I wasn't sure until I read that "ThreatNuzzle" got hung up on furry porn.

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