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[–] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 1 month ago (2 children)

Step 1: go to cememtary

Step 2: dig up bodies.

Step 3: collect body parts with least decomposition.

Step 4:sew body parts together

Step 5: wait for thunder storm

... What do you mean that's not what you meant?

[–] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Last time someone tried it didn't want to be friends with the guy.

didn't work

[–] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 1 month ago

True but he did want to be friends with that sweet young girl in the village ...

[–] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 1 month ago (1 children)

Still more realistic than working, going home and expecting to magically connect with people.

[–] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 1 month ago

Oh I'll be connecting people....