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How do men make friends? (piefed.world)
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[-] vrek@programming.dev 5 points 3 months ago

Step 1: go to cememtary

Step 2: dig up bodies.

Step 3: collect body parts with least decomposition.

Step 4:sew body parts together

Step 5: wait for thunder storm

... What do you mean that's not what you meant?

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 3 months ago

Last time someone tried it didn't want to be friends with the guy.

didn't work

[-] vrek@programming.dev 1 points 3 months ago

True but he did want to be friends with that sweet young girl in the village ...

[-] Janx@piefed.social 1 points 3 months ago

Still more realistic than working, going home and expecting to magically connect with people.

[-] vrek@programming.dev 3 points 3 months ago

Oh I'll be connecting people....

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