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Anon tries to lose weight (lemmy.nz)

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[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 3 points 3 months ago

My processing speed is embarrassing today.

Also, my good sir, boobewwy is not a fwuit. Tis a bewwy. You're cheating!

But I'm sure it is delicious.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 months ago

Bewwies are fwuit.

[-] Nangijala@feddit.dk 1 points 3 months ago

Nay!!! They are bewwies, bish! ... tbf, so are bananas, but that is besides the point!!

Can you fwiggin believe it? Apples, pears, tomatoes and lemons are technically considered bewwies? The wules are stupid.

[-] samus12345@sh.itjust.works 3 points 3 months ago

this post was submitted on 30 Jun 2026

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