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[–] VicksVaporBBQrub@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 month ago* (last edited 1 month ago)

Imagine living in the deepest corner of Chicago and ordering a hotdog with only ketchup on it. And your phone gets the text message "⚠️ Your Uber Eats delivery driver VITO has arrived. Message: i got your hotdog right here...".