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Editor's note: this is a post about American Independence Day celebrations

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Alright, I'm going to launch explosives around your house. For several hours. Yes it is dangerous and terrible for wildlife and the environment. And yes your pets will get sick from eating the debris and you will feel terrorized inside your own home.

No you can't opt out of it. Everyone is doing it and frankly it's weird that you don't want to.

No you can't be the one launching the explosives you need a license for that. You can however launch these marginally smaller ones though. Yeah just whenever you want. 2am sounds great.

So anyway, fireworks were a mistake and it's never too early to start reminding you of that.

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[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 4 points 4 weeks ago (6 children)

Y'all are why the right thinks the left is full of whining pussies.

[–] zarkanian@sh.itjust.works 12 points 4 weeks ago

Why should I care what they think?

[–] CptOblivius@lemmy.world 6 points 4 weeks ago

These idiots keep me up all night, but at least I'm super tired when I get called in to check out what's left of their hands or face. Great situation all around, so fun, every single year.

[–] eah@programming.dev 3 points 3 weeks ago

If caution, awareness, and altruism makes me a whining pussy, then I boldly accept it as my moniker.

[–] PhoenixDog@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago

Hey guys, caring about how other people feel about traumatic experiences makes you a pussy.

Call me a pussy then.

[–] starman2112@sh.itjust.works 2 points 4 weeks ago (1 children)

No, they think that because they're morons

[–] DragonTypeWyvern@midwest.social 1 points 3 weeks ago

Two things can be true

[–] mojofrododojo@lemmy.world 1 points 4 weeks ago

meanwhile the right has a lock on stumpy claw hands, emergency room visits and hearing damage.

oof, those silly libs afraid to live a little