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[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 10 points 3 weeks ago (4 children)

Oh shit! -5 rating on Voyager and you're wrong here and you're a fucking asshole based on history. Go put a firecracker in your pee hole bro. Easy block.

[–] Bane_Killgrind@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Hey you need to be better, obviously this guy is struggling.

He won't understand the implication he should light the firecracker unless you tell him explicitly.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 4 points 3 weeks ago

I'll do better next time and make sure I mention to light any firecrackers lodged in the junk.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

Your blocklist is working? Mine hasn't in like a month

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It seems to be working as far as I can tell.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

that makes one of us. i tried blocking you an hour ago as a test before sending this and unblocking you.

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

I did just notice a guy I thought I blocked show up in my feed... I wonder what is going on.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 1 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

the admins got tired of the mods complaining that people weren't just blocking and moving on so they disabled the blocklists? sounds like something the admins would do

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

🤷. I did just check and the guy I thought I had blocked wasn't actually blocked. Voyager is a little finicky with stuff you've blocked so it's not that easy for me to test.

[–] HeyThisIsntTheYMCA@lemmy.world 2 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago) (1 children)

like, in the last month no one has actually added to my blocklist despite me adding them, even from the web interface. maybe it's full?

[–] dream_weasel@sh.itjust.works 2 points 3 weeks ago

Seems like a weird thing to limit, but maybe?