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xkcd #3268: Offside

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The arbiter gave my knight a red card for capturing with cleats up :(

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Source: https://xkcd.com/3268/

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[-] schnurrito@discuss.tchncs.de 17 points 1 month ago

"Soccer is like chess, just without dice."

(no, this was never a serious quote; "Fußball ist wie Schach, nur ohne Würfel" started as a satirical quote by a German comedian)

this post was submitted on 06 Jul 2026
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