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[-] nexguy@lemmy.world 71 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

I'm going to destroy the servers and db then murder the janitor with a hammer.

Oops *deploy

[-] Janx@piefed.social 29 points 2 months ago

Please take a vacation!
He has a family. 🙏🏽

[-] Dumhuvud@programming.dev 8 points 2 months ago* (last edited 2 months ago)

What's the point of deploying a janitor with a hammer when the servers are already destroyed? Smh my head.

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