1: [2 guys, both in fur lined coats, one wearing a fur-lined hat, the other with crazy hair, sit in circular booth in a rundown bar. 2 empty shot glasses and a bottle are visible on the table.]

Hat: Stop it, you’re crazy! This isn’t you talking, it’s the vodka!

Hair: Leave it…

2: [The two men are sitting across from a third man in a similar fur-line coat and hat, but glasses and a beard. A laptop sits in front of the bearded man.]

Beard: It’s not a game for cowards…

3: [Hair pulls the laptop towards him. Hat looks worried]

Hair: Come on, gimme that and let’s get it over with!

4: [Hair has a crazy and excited look on his face]

Hair: Each one on his own prod server?

Beard: Each one on his own prod server.

5: [Close up of Hats finger clicking the touch pad]

6: [Close up of the sweat dripping down Hats face]

7: [A terminal is open on the laptop screen] Laptop reads: root@server:~# [ $[ $RANDOM % 6 ] == 0 ] && rm -rf / || echo “Lucky boy”;

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[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 8 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Doubt deleting everything but root is safe on a production server.

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 15 points 3 weeks ago (1 children)

It won't delete anything at all

[–] ranzispa@mander.xyz 4 points 3 weeks ago (2 children)

Oh, checked the manual. Cool, did not know that.

I guess then it should be rm -rf /srv/

[–] neidu3@sh.itjust.works 16 points 3 weeks ago* (last edited 3 weeks ago)

That'd probably rattle some managers' cages, yes.

Alternatively, a combination of find /, rand, xarg, and rm could also be fun; delete something random, and pray it was just a readme file

[–] sun_is_ra@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 weeks ago

rm -rf /* should work just fine

[–] ramasses@social.ozymandias.club 2 points 3 weeks ago

Only deleting .ssh for the fuck of it