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[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 73 points 2 months ago

no science teacher would ever say that.

Light travels in a straight line, plenty of crystals, linear erosion, many trees evolved to be as straight as possible...

and to be esoteric, every object path, even when gravity affects them (they travel in a perfectly straight line, but it is spacetime that is curved).

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

I work in public education. That's a pretty innocuous statement compared to some of the shit I've heard. Some teachers get so complacent in their lessons that they forget to apply it in their critical-thinking. Then, they have some crazy logical lapse, say something ridiculous out loud, and then some other kid from that class repeats that same shit to their own students when they grow up. These are mistakes that could easily be rectified with an apology or deliberate correction, but teachers are pushed so hard to prioritize being an authority figure that they sometimes forget to just be a teacher.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

I'm going to pull a no true Scotsman, no good teacher would say that.

yhea, there are teachers that lose it a bit.

[-] fartographer@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You'll hear no arguments from me.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 6 points 2 months ago

We can say that spatially, the summation of the photons movement is linear, but everything in the universe is waves and curves and we all know that to be true

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

if by straight you mean a perfect eucledian line, then there's no such thing as a perfect line in nature or reality.

as that might violate the Eisenberg Uncertainty principle. because if I know two points position or or if I know the direction and one point I'll know the position and direction of every point.

but then that's too esoteric.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 3 points 2 months ago

You are clearly full of shit and have no idea what you're talking about, and your flip-flopping between positions

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world -2 points 2 months ago

it's a meme channel, it's a stupid question, you get stupid answers.

I'm not putting my name in a paper saying definitely of straight exist in nature.

[-] PapaStevesy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago

If straight didn't exist in nature, it would just be gays and nothing would ever procreate.

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 1 points 2 months ago

Heterosexuality is extremely rare in nature, mose animals have a lot of gay going on.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world -1 points 2 months ago

Counterpoint: shut the fuck up

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 4 points 2 months ago

you literally have the power to shut people up at will, just block em, faster and more effective.

[-] Krudler@lemmy.world 0 points 2 months ago

You earned it. If you were even remotely funny or clever or had anything to say I wouldn't but you're a jackass.

[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 2 points 2 months ago

Your username has a typo in it

[-] IAmNorRealTakeYourMeds@lemmy.world 2 points 2 months ago
[-] JoeBigelow@lemmy.ca 3 points 2 months ago

Wayyy to late partner

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