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Taco Bell has a diarrhea problem (www.cnn.com)

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[–] Wfh@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 weeks ago (1 children)

Okay hear me out. I love spicy food. I love hot sauces. My mouth has a quite high tolerance for capsaicin. I would consider anything below 100K Scoville mild at best and every single standard commercial sauce (Tabasco, Cholula, Huy Fong Sriracha, Frank's etc.) no more spicier than ketchup. When it's taco night at home I drench mine in hot sauces. My asshole does absolutely not have the same tolerance.

[–] LifeInMultipleChoice@lemmy.world 1 points 2 weeks ago

I don't understand how that would work. I guess your tongue and rectum must have different taste buds, lolol