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Apprehension (lemmy.nz)

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[-] tazeycrazy@feddit.uk 80 points 2 months ago

Then you get the app and it's just a browser and a skin for there website.

[-] ximtor@lemmy.zip 60 points 2 months ago

But with enhanced tracking, as a little treat

[-] muhyb@programming.dev 29 points 2 months ago

Yo man, you cannot run this app just to see the website without letting us to see your call history first.

[-] MonkderVierte@lemmy.zip 42 points 2 months ago

+ 80 trackers.

[-] lazynooblet@lazysoci.al 30 points 2 months ago

This app requires location permission... Precise location... And wireless metadata And phone/SMS And contacts And camera

[-] ghodawalaaman@programming.dev 1 points 2 months ago

and your soul!

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