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I once looked like the left while learning from the right
Once looked like the left? You no longer do?
I'm old now. I don't want to embarrass my kids.
My mother is 84 years of age, and will turn 85 this October. She is the most requested substitute teacher in all 6 districts that she substitute teaches in, to the point that the teachers have a group chat, and a database that allows them to coordinate their days off so that my mother can cover for them.
From 2020 to 2023 she was known to her students as "Ninja Grandma," because she had hair the same color that the YouTuber Ninja had at the time. She's switched to green for the last few years, and said that purple is coming up.
You are NEVER too old to be yourself, and if your kids are embarrassed, then they aren't too cool for school.
What a wonderful lady!
Hope you got physical prints so you can show em down the road what not giving a fuck looks like 😄.
Also, good reason lol
embarrass those fuckers. show them what its like to be a self assured adult living their best life no matter what anyone thinks about it. i wish id had role models like that growing up.